I admit:

I've -always- wanted to try stuffed crust pizza.

Bad

I'm trying to make myself stop and go eat something else, but the truth is I only want to eat Ben and Jerry's for lunch.

So. Take THAT, everything Mom's taught me!

Weirdest thing anyone said to me all day:

"I like your musk. or at least what I imagine to be your musk."

Nerd.

I'm getting really tired of losing friends.




But this makes me really happy.

Boo.

The best part is, I had the worst morning and THEN I realized it was Valentine's Day. Oh boy.

I'm tired. I want sincerity.

Should I move to Salt Lake in the fall?

Ellen

Now Ellen's gotten in on it.

I laughed until I cried.

Really.

Now this is ridiculous

Conspiracy

I think Zach Condon and Andrew Bird are secretly the same person.

Couldn't Pass This Up

Sarah Brightman should thank her lucky stars she met Andrew Lloyd Webber so she wasn't stuck doing this the rest of her life

Hate

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Smelly :(

Last night I had a dream that I was hugging my friend and I asked him if I smelled funny and he said yeah kind of.

I'm going to go put on some perfume now.

A couple other gems from today

Get out of here! I'm trying to watch my favorite show with my favorite toe intact!

My toes break every week! Every week they break!

--Name witheld

The Best Overheard Phone Conversation All Day

...was spoken by a guy I was walking behind on campus. It went roughly like this:

Yeah dude, we're going out to dinner tonight. And like, you know me, man, I don't like doing boring, everyday things, like things that everybody else does, especially in the Provo scene[EXACT PHRASE]. So, like, after dinner, we're going to draw pictures of each other, and...[inaudible]...fish sticks(?)...[inaudible]...you know, just something really creative like that...yeah dude. No. Dude, where do you think I'm going tonight, dude, I'm going to dinner...

I wish I could have followed him longer to hear more, but I really had to run up to the library to blog about it before I forgot anything.

Morning Theft

"You're a woman, I'm a calf.
You're a window, I'm a knife.
We come together making chance into starlight."



....???

Uh-oh

Dark chocolate snickers are reeeeaaally good.

I've

recently realized what a huge snob I am.

...sorry

Merry friggin Christmas

I was in the kitchen.

There was a pounding on the door. I called "come in."

They didn't come in, they just started singing. Because they were carolers.

I ran and hid behind Heather's dresser as they continued to knock and wish me a merry Christmas.

I am a terrible person.

It just occurred to me

me: ummm finals blow. so does this stupid computer class i'm taking. why am i taking it? someone said it was easy

amyleah: i don't know. bleh.

me: it's not easy. it sucks

amyleah: why am i even in school?

me: why am i alive?

pt. 2

You know it's getting near the end of the semester when you find yourself hoping to be hit by a car so you don't have to do your final projects.

Heather already has been hit by a car. Lucky.

Amy wants to know how to break her arms.

We are in trouble.