I'm weird, here's proof

Friday, February 16, 2007

I've never been disappointed NOT to have strep throat

...but I am right now. The quick test came back negative, and I'll get the overnight results tomorrow, but I don't hold out much hope for having strep throat. If only it were, they could cure me. But alas.

There's got to be a way to sit at home all day sleeping and watching tv, justifiably eating ice cream for dinner, AND getting sympathy without spending at least an hour or two per day lying on the floor crying. My mission is to find that thing, while not being a really broke bum. Any ideas?

Ah, man I'm so hot. Ech.

Today's menu:
2 pieces Sees' molasses chips
1 Lindt dark chocolate truffle ball
1 Bagel, cream cheese
1 Jamba juice
Some V8 splash. Mmm.

Also I'm now thinking of being an English major, for those of you who are keeping track. (Turns out, Accounting is really hard)

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Oh dear it's almost 10 o'clock

I am an ox? What does this mean? I swear the Chinese just make up new crap every day so we'll think they're more mysterious.

Enough racism. I love Asians. The point is I can't write about myself. Except in a setting such as this. I guess I mean to say I just can't write anyhing coherent about myself. I've been trying all weekend. I was almost excited to start this assignment, once I had an idea of what I was writing my personal narrative on. But it's harder than I thought and that's frustrating. I wish I could write. On Friday I went to this thing, this Reading, and there was this famous poet that came and read his poetry and it was way impressive and how does he come up with those words.

I swear, last year at this time I had way more friends than I do now. Where did they all go. I have like one left. Do I smell?

Oh gosh now you're all going to get mad cause I said I have only one friend. If it makes you feel better, YOU are that one friend I was referring to.