I'm weird, here's proof

Tuesday, November 16, 2010


Happy. Happy. Loves.

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Sums up the family

Me: I'm watching a show called Intervention where they have...interventions. For addicts. And there's this guy who's Canadian and it's funny cause they're interviewing him and his family and they all sound so funny and Canadian that it's hard to take them seriously and they're talking about this really awful problem and I just keep going "Heh. 'Aboot.'"

Amy sister: That's what I love about us: our infinite capacity to take nothing seriously. We'll be in the Final Judgment going, "Yeah, St. Peter just condemned me to an eternity in hell, but check out how gay his robes are."

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Tuff Guise

Today I vaguely remembered having turning on the lamp and writing something down late last night as I was falling asleep. On my nightstand is a paper that reads as follows:

Tuff Guise:
Bar? Motorcycle bar? Gay bar?
Movie title?

Apparently I thought "tuff guise" was a clever phrase for something, and was trying to figure out an appropriate medium in which to use it.

Other ideas?

(p.s. I like the invention of the phrase "motorcycle bar" much better than the hackneyed "biker bar")

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Drop, Drop Slow Tears

Drop, drop, slow tears,
And bathe those beauteous feet,
Which brought from Heav’n
The news and Prince of Peace.

Cease not, wet eyes,
His mercies to entreat;
To cry for vengeance:
Sin doth never cease.

In your deep floods
Drown all my faults and fears;
Nor let His eye see
Sin, but through my tears.

[*No, I did not write this.]

Thursday, April 08, 2010

An Evening with the Giauques

Me (explaining to nephew): A palindrome is a word or phrase that's spelled the same backwards and forwards
Someone else: Like "canal."
Me: No, not at all like "canal."

...Bless her.

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

You guys should be friends with us

me: I've been letting my room get really messy so I can clean it as a reward when I finish my paper.
so I'm really hurrying
...cause I'm a geek. but my room is really dirty
Andy: I've been doing something similar. tonight, I'm cleaning my WHOLE DAMN HOUSE
I'm gonna go buy a mop and everything.
me: wheee!
Andy: we can have a cleaning party and I'll come help you with yours!
me: !!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Better and better.

Let's start with this.

What could be better than that, you ask? Look no further than this:

Thank you, Russia.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

I arbitrarily choose blue

In such a frenetic, feverish world with every imaginable conflicting ideal being pelted at us, is it any wonder we're all confused out of our minds?

Exactly what color am I to go?

And how can one "go" a color? Please, someone, make some sense of this.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Them olden days

Do you find it weird that I used to have the Israeli national anthem memorized?