I hate it when the mean, nasty voices in my head are proven right.

Honestly, we deserve our own TV show

Andy: THE LEMONHEADS ARE COMING IN FOUR WEEKS THE LEMONHEADS ARE COMING IN FOUR WEEKS THE LEMONHEADS ARE COMING IN FOUR WEEKS THE LEMONHEADS ARE COMING IN FOUR WEEKS THE LEMONHEADS ARE COMING IN FOUR WEEKS THE LEMONHEADS ARE COMING IN FOUR WEEKS THE LEMONHEADS ARE COMING IN FOUR WEEKS THE LEMONHEADS ARE COMING IN FOUR WEEKS THE LEMONHEADS ARE COMING IN FOUR WEEKS

Me: what?

Andy: I said THE LEMONHEADS ARE COMING IN FOUR WEEKS

Me: who's coming in what weeks?

Andy: sorry, it may not have been clear
Sometimes I have a hard time being direct in my communication

Me: I'm not sure I'm getting it...

Andy: THERE IS A BAND
THAT BAND IS CALLED THE LEMONHEADS
A WEEK IS A PERIOD OF TIME CONSISTING OF SEVEN DAYS, EACH OF WHICH CONSISTS OF 24 HOURS, EACH OF WHICH CONSISTS OF 60 MINUTES, EACH OF WHICH CONSISTS OF 60 SECONDS
SO ANYWAY
IN FOUR WEEKS
THE LEMONHEADS
(the band I mentioned earlier)
IS COMING TO DENVER

Me: slow down

Andy: DENVER IS A LARGE CITY AND THE CAPITAL OF COLORADO, WHICH IS A STATE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHICH IS A COUNTRY IN NORTH AMERICA, WHICH IS A CONTINENT ON EARTH, WHICH IS A PLANET

Me: so...agh...there's a--a week that's called denver..? and it's going to be a lemon in seven days?
I'm sorry, I don't--I'm just not getting it.

Andy: you'll understand when you're older.

Me: WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT TO ME

(SUPER)AGE

My dream last night featured the following:

Egyptian hieroglyphics*
Kevin Heffernan (Farva from Super Troopers)
Betrayal
Rage
The guy who played Connor in The Slammin' Salmon
Cheeto grass
Magical powers (hence the ability to turn grass into Cheetos)
Rashida Jones
Intrigue
A mystery to be solved--complete with a mystery-solving team of friends (an all-star cast!)
Vampires
Vampire Rashida Jones
Tattoos on the inside of eyelids*

*The hieroglyphics translated into what can be represented by the following:
(SUPER)AGE
which means "Super Rage." This was tattooed on the inside of Connor's eyelid. It is his very favorite hieroglyphics-based phrase. This came into play when we team members were trying to find out Connor's computer password to solve the case (he had been killed by vampire Rashida Jones, I think). We tried "SUPERAGE" but it didn't work. It was my idea to include the all-important parentheses. I woke up before I found out if it worked.

Wish you all could have been there.

Just today

I've been having a major yen for the 1990s.

A+T

Happy. Happy. Loves.

Sums up the family

Me: I'm watching a show called Intervention where they have...interventions. For addicts. And there's this guy who's Canadian and it's funny cause they're interviewing him and his family and they all sound so funny and Canadian that it's hard to take them seriously and they're talking about this really awful problem and I just keep going "Heh. 'Aboot.'"

Amy sister: That's what I love about us: our infinite capacity to take nothing seriously. We'll be in the Final Judgment going, "Yeah, St. Peter just condemned me to an eternity in hell, but check out how gay his robes are."

Tuff Guise

Today I vaguely remembered having turning on the lamp and writing something down late last night as I was falling asleep. On my nightstand is a paper that reads as follows:

Tuff Guise:
Band?
Bar? Motorcycle bar? Gay bar?
Movie title?


Apparently I thought "tuff guise" was a clever phrase for something, and was trying to figure out an appropriate medium in which to use it.

Other ideas?

(p.s. I like the invention of the phrase "motorcycle bar" much better than the hackneyed "biker bar")