You guys should be friends with us

me: I've been letting my room get really messy so I can clean it as a reward when I finish my paper.
so I'm really hurrying
...cause I'm a geek. but my room is really dirty
Andy: I've been doing something similar. tonight, I'm cleaning my WHOLE DAMN HOUSE
I'm gonna go buy a mop and everything.
me: wheee!
Andy: we can have a cleaning party and I'll come help you with yours!
me: !!

Better and better.

Let's start with this.



What could be better than that, you ask? Look no further than this:



Thank you, Russia.