I'm weird, here's proof

Saturday, January 29, 2011


My dream last night featured the following:

Egyptian hieroglyphics*
Kevin Heffernan (Farva from Super Troopers)
The guy who played Connor in The Slammin' Salmon
Cheeto grass
Magical powers (hence the ability to turn grass into Cheetos)
Rashida Jones
A mystery to be solved--complete with a mystery-solving team of friends (an all-star cast!)
Vampire Rashida Jones
Tattoos on the inside of eyelids*

*The hieroglyphics translated into what can be represented by the following:
which means "Super Rage." This was tattooed on the inside of Connor's eyelid. It is his very favorite hieroglyphics-based phrase. This came into play when we team members were trying to find out Connor's computer password to solve the case (he had been killed by vampire Rashida Jones, I think). We tried "SUPERAGE" but it didn't work. It was my idea to include the all-important parentheses. I woke up before I found out if it worked.

Wish you all could have been there.