Smelly :(

Last night I had a dream that I was hugging my friend and I asked him if I smelled funny and he said yeah kind of.

I'm going to go put on some perfume now.

A couple other gems from today

Get out of here! I'm trying to watch my favorite show with my favorite toe intact!

My toes break every week! Every week they break!

--Name witheld

The Best Overheard Phone Conversation All Day

...was spoken by a guy I was walking behind on campus. It went roughly like this:

Yeah dude, we're going out to dinner tonight. And like, you know me, man, I don't like doing boring, everyday things, like things that everybody else does, especially in the Provo scene[EXACT PHRASE]. So, like, after dinner, we're going to draw pictures of each other, and...[inaudible]...fish sticks(?)...[inaudible]...you know, just something really creative like that...yeah dude. No. Dude, where do you think I'm going tonight, dude, I'm going to dinner...

I wish I could have followed him longer to hear more, but I really had to run up to the library to blog about it before I forgot anything.

Morning Theft

"You're a woman, I'm a calf.
You're a window, I'm a knife.
We come together making chance into starlight."



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