I'm weird, here's proof

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Almost like poetry

Care for some poems?

There once was a young girl called Masie
She was famous for being quite lazy
She just lay in bed
And it went to her head
And now, I'm afraid, she's gone crazy
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THIS ONE'S FOR MAURY:
On a fine day all warm and sunny
Hopped a young loveable bunny
He heard a soft sound
And when he turned 'round
The hunter got him with his gunny
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High up on a hill stood a chapel
And one day there was quite a loud grapple
Preacher rang out a bell
But it was just William Tell
Who'd aimed at his brother, not apple
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Now some haikus. The first one's about spam.

The famous dinner
That meat which comes from a can
Why must we eat this
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Round, chocolate cookie
What is that in your middle?
I still will eat you
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Hero at the sword
First cries out his famous call,
"Freedom! Freedom! Free--"
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The first sign of spring
The young buds look toward May
Oh my--how cliche

4 comments:

Jookylover said...

I like the bunny one the best because I can hear the gasp that Maury will make when she reads it.

kaitlyn.e said...

you're my favorite

Marsie Pants said...

Caitie, I wish I was you.

Amy said...

i'm still dying from the first time i read these. really. it's like you found this secret little pocket that's been empty in my heart forever, and you've filled it to capacity, and thus i'm having a coronary.