I'm weird, here's proof

Monday, July 24, 2006

Let's all pretend that last blog just didn't happen. Let's remember that I was terribly ill and doped up on nyquil. Let us never again speak of said last blog.

Who wants to go running with me? Or at least encourage me to start running. My current bodily state is utterly unacceptable. Maybe I should eat somthing other than otter pops and s'mores muffins. Would that change things? Had some asparagus yesterday, that was step forward.

Does anyone out there know anyone completely charming and who would be irresistably attracted to me? Who isn't creepy and wouldn't ask me on double dates even when he has a girlfriend? Who wouldn't call up a girl he's stalked but never met and ask her on a date, and then linger after a gathering they have both attended? Wait. I don't like strangers calling me, so if anyone knows someone I would like but he called me before I ever knew him, I would immediately dismiss him as said action is creepy. Guess it's up to me to fine one then. That's discouraging.

Let's take a poll: Who thinks I should be less discriminating of boys?

Yes, it has occurred to me that my reader count is exactly 0, so I really am talking to no one. To an electronic void. I kind of like that though. I almost even hope it stays that way. As Kathleen says, goodnight, dear void.


Heather Feather Weather said...

Sorry darling, there is no void. There is ME. And I'll go running with you. I need motivation as well. We can meet eachother in the middle, the middle of the town.

Victoria said...

Nope there's no void and I too need motivation, but could we go dancing instead? Meet in the middle of the road somewhere...anywhere...go dancing in the streets. I hear it's been done before, in movies anyway. Who knows, we could start a whole new craze. As for the boy poll. Discriminating is good. I once had a guy tell me that he overheard me say I was broke and desperate and would I be willing to go to his place for an hour. I don't think I need to say anymore there. Oh...your new post asks that we forget you said any of this. Sorry, can't and don't wish to. Not when there are times when I feel exactly as you did during the time you posted it. Take care :)

Victoria said...

I think I should not post comments at 3:45 in the morning. Ok, we can forget the last blog happened. I don't even recall the last blog. Psst...I also deleted a blog once or twice.