I'm weird, here's proof

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Lesser of two evils

You know how when you're sad or mad or something, and some clever one's like, "You know, it takes 34 (or however many) muscles to frown and only [17] to smile"? Do you ever think, Well then frowning would burn more calories wouldn't it?
So is frowning good for you? Like how they say shivering burns calories.
I'll try that one out next time someone tells me to smile: "It's my new weight-loss program" I'll say. You should try it too, smiley.

4 comments:

Jookylover said...

You are so funny!

Marsie Pants said...

I've lost 3 pounds with this program.

heathen said...

The weight loss program is not working for me. You know why. (And you made me smile, jerk!)

dre said...

don't expect me to smile again til swimsuit season is over!