I'm weird, here's proof

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

It's happened

The day I dreaded arrived: at work a man asked me, surreptitiously, if we sold any edible products such as lotions and oils.

I stood there staring at him for a minute before I could say, "Uh, no, we have nothing edible."

"Oh OK, so it just smells good?" he asked.

"Yeah. I wouldn't recommend eating any of our products."

Shudder.

3 comments:

my ghostwriter said...

Oh, that's neat.

Marsie Pants said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's cool. You should start carrying edible products though. Just for that guy.

heathen said...

oh man oh man.